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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party




korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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reneelouiseanderson:

capturedphotos:

1/8th of a second vs 60 seconds

This is how the length of exposure affects the overall feel of your final image. Just one of the many factors to consider in photography. 

Photographed by: Paolo Nacpil

Omg


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canisbaileyilupus:

hogwarts school of prayer and miracles is worth a read if you’re drunk


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Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

kaleto1:

Troll or not, I want this woman to write my eulogy.

I’ll be dining on biscuits and gravy with The Lord.

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somewordsandwhatnot:

"Oh, I will definitely choose Slytherin," Ronald declared confidently; and he began to eat his oatmeal with his hands. "My whole family is Slytherins." 

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My father says that dark times are coming,” Hermione spoke worriedly. “There is a man named Voldemort who wants to destroy all that we stand for. He is pushing an agenda in congress which will stop us from practicing our faith freely.

– They really aren’t trying to be subtle with this one, are they? (via scriptscribbles) Via Listen!
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